Exploding Puzzle Alarm Clock
If you need extra "help" waking up in the morning, this one's for you. Particularly if you have the habit of hitting the snooze button over and over again. The EPAC will cure you of that job-threatening habit. When its annoyingly loud alarm goes off, four spring-loaded puzzle pieces go flying across the room. Only way to silence the darn thing is to hunt 'em down and reassemble the clock top. Evil yes, but that's why I like it. $52 from Bim Bam Banana.