Executive Action Dice
Success is random. Stop believing it has anything to do with intelligence or skill or hard work. If you're sick of office politics, just roll this set of Executive Action Dice and carry out their instructions. One die has six directives: "Start a rumor about…" "Yell at…" "Kiss…" etc. The other die features various office personnel: The Chairman, The Office Nerd, The Accountant, Your Potted Plant, etc. Hey, you're probably going to get fired anyway. Why not have some fun first, and then leave on your own terms? A wicked (and cheap) little gift. Only five bucks at X-treme Geek.