A "Taste Worth Dying For"
if you ever find yourself in Chandler, Arizona...

Heart Attack Grill customers are referred to as "patients," whose "prescriptions" are delivered by scantily clad "nurses."

There's absolutely nothing healthy here.
Even the "flatliner" fries are cooked in pure lard.

Perhaps you'd like to order the Quadruple Bypass Burger. It contains two full pounds of ground meat and weighs in at only 8,000 calories.

Here's how to build one:

Anyone consuming an entire triple or quadruple bypass burger gets wheeled out to their car by one of the "nurses."

Frighteningly, this is not a gag. The place is for real.

They're looking to franchise the concept...